It was an interesting night. I’d never been to a non- Jewish wedding, and Phelan assured me that this one was not the norm. The bride and groom got pissed as newts–he ended up passed out, sprawled face down in his own vomit, while she did the cancan on the bridal table, flashing something old, which apparently was nothing new. Paula Houseman
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The story is about a man who goes to a wedding and the things that happen to him. The bride and groom get very drunk and end up doing an indecent dance on the table with some old pictures of themselves on it.

Source: Odyssey In A Teacup

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